|The Dwemer:||What is your favorite piece of technology?|
|The Companions:||Are you close to your family?|
|Imperial Legion:||Do you stand for yourself or for a group of people?|
|Dragon Cult:||What is true strength?|
|Thalmor:||How would you overthrow _____.|
|Stormcloaks:||What would you liberate the world of?|
|Blades:||Do you act out of generosity or for rewards?|
|The Silver-Bloods:||What's your guilty pleasure?|
|Fighters Guild:||What's the worst situation you've been in?|
|Thieves Guild:||What kind of hobbies are you into?|
|Dark Brotherhood:||Name three people you would backstab for power.|
|Morag Tong:||Tell 3 secrets.|
|East Empire Trading Company:||What is one thing you can never trade or give away?|
|Black-Briars:||Do you care what others think of you? (both good and bad)|
|Blackwood Company:||What is your favorite weapon?|
|Bards College:||Tell a story.|
|Court of Madness:||What are you addicted to?|
|Coven of Namira:||What is your favorite kind of meat?|
|Silverhand:||What is something you enjoy killing?|
|Whiterun:||Tell us something about your home.|
|Nightingales:||Tell us a rumor you heard of.|
|College of Winterhold:||Do you prefer the forest, mountains, desert or city?|
|Solitude:||Name 3 people you would help no matter what the situation (murder, convicted, debt...)|
|Nine Divines:||Do you have any strong beliefs or sense of religion/spirituality?|
|Ordinator:||Name 3 things you will never find acceptable.|
|Imperial Cult:||Who do you look up to for inspiration?|
|Mythic Dawn:||What is something you lost before?|
|Blackblood Marauders:||Tell us something you did wrong before.|
|Grey Beards:||Do you describe yourself as peaceful or hostile?|
|Penitus Oculatus:||Do you always follow whoever is in charge?|
|Mages Guild:||Name three things that you cannot do to save your life.|
|The Psijic Order:||Show us that you are smart, tell us three interesting facts about anything.|
|Forsworn:||What do you miss the most?|
ok we had to watch this in chem class
that sexual tension
that spill was not an accident
So does your lab partner get to watch for the whole 15 minutes?
I PHSYCOALLY CANT BRETHA HEALP
Take off ALL your clothes
"your teacher will clear all the other students of the room"
except for that one student she ships you with
This is always going to be my favorite gif.
Dude, what are you doing?
Are you just moving your arms because you heard the captain coming and wanted to look busy?
You do realize there’s a circuit not FIVE FEET AWAY, right? Could’ve tinkered with that.
Instead, you’re all, NOOOPE, BETTER TIGHTEN UP THIS WALL OR MAP OR WHATEVER IT IS. VERY IMPORTANT, CAPTAIN.
Good job, son. Starfleet just isn’t what it used to be.
you sir are boldy going absolutely fuckin nowhere
I’m not even convinced he’s tightening it I think he’s just dancing
Borderlands 2 :: ECHO logs
Torgue: “Moxxi, the Torgue fight fans wanna know…”
Tiny Tina: “Moxxi. MOXXI. I wanna be on the show!”
Moxxi: “Tina! DOWN. Tina!”
Tiny Tina: “I wanna be on the show! I wanna be the star of the show!”
Torgue: “Moxxi, WHO THE HELL IS THAT?”
Moxxi: “just a trainer I hired, don’t worry about her!”
Tiny Tina: “it’s the TIIIINAAA SHOOOOW STARRING ME, TINY TINAAAA… tonight our special guest is MR. TORGUE! Mr. Torgue, tell us a lil’ bit about yourself!”
Torgue: “well Tina, I’m 43, I’m the founder of the TORGUE CORPORATION!”
Moxxi: “don’t encourage her.”
Tiny Tina: “that’s the end of my show, I’d like to thank Mr. Torgue & my musical guest Kyle in Moderation GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY!”
Moxxi: “so, did you actually want to ask me the question, or…?”
Torgue: “TINA SAID GOODNIGHT, MOXXI. SHOW’S OVER!”