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i hate cunts that dont know the fucking rules of the escaluator! there are rules in place dickhead! if ur a lazy fat fucker that wants to stand still u stand IN THE LEFT LANE and NOT THE RIGHT LANE and if ur a manic nutter rushing about coz ur late to something u go to the RIGHT LANE and fat people should fucking be wipped and murdered for blocking off the hole two lanes, holding everyone up and for blocking up the toilet, causing much distress. I hope people read this and the message spreads by word of mouth until one day all the fuckers will know how to walk in an escalator

I too, hope that people everywhere will read this message and spread it through word of mouth until one day we can all hold hands as a rainbow coalition of hope against rule breaking escalator cunts.

I hate this b…. name Laura with a burning passion. She is the biggest slat/where in the world. She is probably full of STD’s, and I bet her pyoobes are crawling with crickets. She will probably die young because all that physalis is making her crazy, and she will die of a roofie overdose oh wait she has an ammunity to those because she uses them so much. Wait she doesn’t need them, she is desperate enough for sax.

Out of curiosity I googled “pyoobes” and “physalis”. A “Physalis” is a genus of plants, containing cape gooseberries and groundcherries 

Then I searched “pyoobes”. This was all that Google images could offer me. It’ll have to do.

Coleslaw is the most disgusting food ever invented! It tastes like shit. Who the fuck thought of this? Cabbage and watery mayo? What the fuck? Was someone TRYING to make a fart bomb? Every fucking BBQ I have ever been to some dumbass has to bring/make COLESLAW!

They always want you to TRY their crap too, “Oh, did you try my coleslaw?” they ask. And I just want to smack them and say “NO FUCK YOUR COLESLAW!” It’s so nasty, I hate the taste, I hate the smell. I hate everything about it.

The funny thing is, I like cabbage, I like mayo but TOGETHER is just wrong. I wish I could BAN coleslaw and never look at it again. KFC coleslaw is the worst. Crapslaw? Coleslop? Coleshit? You get the idea. I FUCKING HATE IT!

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I hate that guys….respect me too much… is this even a thing I should be hating? Well, I guess. I’m not THAT cute. I’m not evil. I’m actually shy and don’t like being nosy so I’m a bit distant. I’m smart, but I don’t show off my smartness much. I’m talented, but I’m too humble about my talents. So why do they act like this? Keeping distance like I’m soo cute, or soo ugly, I don’t even know. I am nothing special, but I’m not unattractive. Hmph, assuming things..they don’t even KNOW me! It sometimes hurts because they assume I hate them or something, then flirt with really cheery friendly happy outgoing girls and I’m sorta sunk in the corner pretending to just mind my own business when I’d like the attention too…
I hate when people whine, but they have a loved one. They shouldn’t be whining. 
I hate my appearance. I can’t help frowning a bit, because I think so much… I can’t help folding my arms because I’m small and get cold easily. I can’t help being quiet because I was raised to talk little and be polite. Plus I like keeping things classy.
I hate how I’m all over the place, my thoughts are a jumble. It doesn’t mean I’m insane (or does it?!)…
Why won’t you talk to me?! I’m sitting here alone and I look gloomy but I’m harmless. What will I do to you, punch you if you say hi? Pu-lease? No one wants to be forever alone, not even this seemingly independent chick *points at self*. I will be the most faithful friend you could ever have… I have a cold shell but am quite vulnerable inside. Please break the ice. You are shy, but I’m even shyer!!! 
(You have those manly genes in you, you have no excuse to act like this! Unfortunately, I don’t have balls, and don’t plan on getting a sex change!!!)

Really? You like attention? I had no idea.

I HATE HAVING TO WAKE UP AND GETOUT OUT MY WARM PJS AND TAKE MYSELF TO SCHOOL.! IT’S SO DUMB I WISH I COULD JUST SLEEP IN BUT NO I HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL WHAT’S THEPOINT OF MATH,SS,SlIENCE, AND LA!?I CAN’T WAIT FOR MY EIGHTEENTH B- Day I’m done with the dummie teachers who make NO SENSE and i just wish school starts at NINE FORTY FIVE

Um…Good morning to you too?

My mom just acts so Mutch like I’m her slave I get up evry five min to either get her something to drink eat or take out the trash or change my two year old sister she’s told me I can’t eat while I’m on the fone and I’m always trying to be on the fone but she tells me to do so many things its a mirical while she’s up for me to do anything she’s so stubborn I can’t tell her cause it wont do any good and she didn’t listen wen I tryed and just gave me a bunch of bull carp as far as I’m conserned

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i hate that i dye my hair blonde, but what i hate more is that i dye it blonde because it suits me more than any other colour (very pale complextion so dark is just plain stupid) i hate that people assume im a slut because im blonde, im 15 and have only kissed one guy, my friend with dark hair has slept with 5 and i hate that im the slut in the group. i hate that more people like burnettes in my school and say that they are beautiful UNLIKE BLONDES, i hate that hair is apparently so important, i hate that people think im some fake chavy footballers wife wannabe when im intelligent, listen to decent music (the doors etc) and actually have an achivement in mind, i hate that even if i had dark hair theyd like other people more than me. i hate that im unattractive. i hate that im unoriginal

Oh thank God she listens to The Doors. For a second there I thought she was completely unlikable…

I hate how I have to “dumb down” my vocabulary or I will be looked at as if I’m speaking Russian. I hate how I’m extremely mature compared to everyone else my age, but I’m still some “kid”. I hate how I was sheltered and taught to be “seen and not heard”, and now its almost impossible to make friends without worrying about judgement. I hate how I was laughed at for being fat as a kid, but now am praised for my slimness. I hate seeing people together, and feeling pangs of jealousy. I hate hearing from a girl about how her boyfriend doesn’t respect her, and only uses her for sex, when I would be the perfect guy for her, and actually have a relationship. I hate how I’m an empathetic, intelligent, decent-looking, sensitive guy and no girl has ever given me a chance to see how I truly am. I hate how I feel like writing this makes me feel like such a loser

WHY DID SATAN HAVE TO MAKE ME SO BEAUTIFUL?!?1111>!>??!

My mum is a fucking ass kitchen cunt. She threw my wii remote in the garbage disposal. Threw my wii in a bin along with sonic figures that i fukin paid for. She did all of that becuz i didnt study for one fucking day. Fuck my family, fuck my mum, fuck everything that has to do with my family. I just wanna runaway from the shit

Fucking ass Kitchen cunt.

SO MOFO GET MY PHONE AND EARSE ALL MY NUMBERS OUT MY PHONE NOT KNOWING WHO TO DELETE LIKE REALLY SUM OF THOSE WAS MY REAL FRIENDS MOFOS BE DOIN THE FUCKING MOST LIKE AFTER THIS RELATIONSHIP IS OVER IM DONE WIT RELATIONSHIPS PERIOD ITS ALL SOLO MOLO AND THATS MY MOTTO NOW MOFOS AROUND HERE HAPPY……. BUT ITS KOOL CUZ I AINT TRIPPEN THO ITS HER FONE SHE GAVE IT TO ME…… BUT ONCE I GET MY JOB AND MAKE MY OWN MONEY ALL THAT I DO THA MOST SHIT AINT RIDING CUZ IMMA BE MAKING SHIT HAPPEN FOR MYSELF CUZ IM TIRED OF THA BULLSHIT BUT MY MOMMA ALWAYZ TOLD ME DONT NEVER HAVE A WOMEN PROVIDE FOR U CUZ THAT SHIT WILL GO TO FAR AND IM HERE TO SAY SHE SO RITE………. IM OUT FBZ!!!!!!!!!!!

I don’t know what happened here, but I THINK this person got his contacts deleted by his girlfriend. Gotta love the all caps!

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