I suck at life, but I make a damn good martini.

Help I’m thinking seriously about going back to school to study Bariatric Medicine. It’s so many years of school and money. help. Like seriously how do I pay for this? Join the navy? That’s what my grandfather did…but I’m tiny and sickly. 

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4 hours ago
derpytitan:

When you’re unemployed and your phone rings…

derpytitan:

When you’re unemployed and your phone rings…

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22 hours ago

lucyintheskywithstarofdavids:

best-of-memes:

Not even lion

This is the best post I have seen all day

(via ariakitty)

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2 days ago

rollad20andkissme:

harpalyce:

hasstenkind:

thegreatgp:

byyourleave:

I don’t understand, it’s just a dude running with some musi—/SCREAMING

I SPAT EVERYWHERE

I STARTED HYPERVENTILATING OH MY GOD SOMEONE HELP ME

always worth watching again

thank you jesus it’s back

(via seelegewehr)

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4 days ago
satdeshret:

thesabbit:

#now you’re thinking with pumpkins
OH MY GOD

I NEED TO DO THIS OH MY GODS

satdeshret:

thesabbit:

#now you’re thinking with pumpkins

OH MY GOD

I NEED TO DO THIS OH MY GODS

(Source: protowilson, via comicshans)

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5 days ago

New Blog

New make-up blog! Just reviews for now. My goal is to help people become informed consumers when buying cosmetic products.  I just think it’s important to be safe and know what you’re buying. 

http://blushandbiscuits.blogspot.com/

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1 week ago

ninjadp:

zielloos:

trepanties:

laterinthecaveoflesbians:

greatwhiteprivilege:

people who’ve never experienced financial woes: ummmm why dont you just work 100 hours a week, sell everything you own, including your organs lol?

"McDonald’s is always hiring! :)"

"Ask for more hours!"

"Get a better job. You’re just being lazy! "

"Just go out and apply! There’s plenty of jobs out there!"

(via imoutoppai)

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1 week ago

the first three words you see are what you want in life

balgruufthegreater:

bootyghostthespooktacular:

princesszangiev:

bukakkemonogatari:

image

anal booty gee

 money booty hand job haha

Money, Pokemon, handjobs…

Job, seal, Ahoy ????????????????????????????? ? 

(Source: gelboorus)

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1 week ago
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