the funniest part of macbeth is when the soldiers all cut a branch off a tree to hold in front of them while they march toward’s macbeth’s castle in hopes that he will somehow think they are all trees and not an army
the second best part is that it actually works
Customer: Can I trade in my copy of Resident Evil 6?
I open up the game box to see what condition the game is in. There is no game in the box. Just three large bags of cocaine.
Customer: Yeah so…I’m just going to leave now.
After he leaves
Me: Damn, the Resident Evil fandom has really taken their losses hard.
That episode hurt.
I wanted absolutely none of that to happen. None.
I am 100 % not okay with any of what just happened.
Vikings. I can’t even……I can’t.
My mom just came up to me and said, “your the biggest milk drinker I ever saw.”
…and because I play way too much Skyrim, I was instantly offended.
Today I had literally the stupidest customer.
Customer: Hi, can I have a copy of GTA 5 used?
Me: Sorry man, doesn’t come out till September. Did you mean GTA 4?
Customer: Wait what? It’s not out yet?
Me: No, they pushed it back. But if you pre-order it, I’ll give you a free poster.
Customer: Wait..when does it come out?
Me: September 17th.
Customer: When is that?
Me:….on the, um, 17th of September.
Customer: Yes but…when is that?
Me: September 17th of this year.
Customer: No..but when does the game come out?
Me: …… I don’t understand how September 17th is not the answer to this question.